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 Post subject: Happy nondenominational holiday
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:58 pm 
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Greetings!
Please accept with no obligation,implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, sociallyresponsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of thereligious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, withrespect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, ortheir choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and afiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicatedrecognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but notwithout due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whosecontributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply thatAmerica is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only"America " in the Western hemisphere), and without regard to therace, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexualorientation of the wishee. This wish is limited to the customary and usual goodtidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holidaygreeting, whichever comes first. This wish is not intended to, nor shall it beconsidered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances,or to such activities of any organized or ad-hoc religious community, group,individual or belief (or lack thereof).

-Chris

Note : By accepting this greeting,you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification orwithdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time,for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferablewith no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promiseby the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisheeher/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arisefrom the implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is voidwhere prohibited by law. This greeting was written using 100% post-consumerrecycled data. Please consider the environment and recycle this greeting afteruse.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy nondenominational holiday
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:30 pm 
Thank you! Right back at ya! Very well thought out, non-religious, non-offensive (to any party) and well laid out in legal terms! I like the parody of the warnings at the bottom of contracts in very fine print.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy nondenominational holiday
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:52 pm 
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Yo you should print that for brownie's shanty!!

Just walk in saturday and no questions asked (unless questions are asked therein of subjecting parties and non subjecting parties attending, with appropriate, unbiased responses verbally returned unless accepted [visually] otherwise) and slap that on the door permanently (or until removed by owners or subjected parties approved of by owners, not limited to partners, friends, or employees of owners with sole consent of the owner without limitations), and then laugh continuously (until noted not humorous by respected parties therein, unless by-fourth humor extends past levels of humor intended by the presentee of the humor).

I'm tellin ya it'd be great!!

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 Post subject: Re: Happy nondenominational holiday
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:58 pm 
Could rou prease prut that in engrish for a sirry round eyed 'marican?

How was that Johnr?


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